the phariseesometer
yay, last week of january. let's see how i've scored as a self righteous pharisee for the month (just for fun)
Finished bible reading for month of january 4 days before 31st Jan = + 100
Made empty promises to 2 friends = - 50
Gave Mere Chrisitianity to my unchurched buddy = + 50
Fell asleep during service and pretended that I did not fall asleep when someone woke me up = -25
Slept late and woke up late and feeling crap for the rest of the day = - 70
Prayed though there aren't any motivation to pray for certain things = + 80
(Really) felt like beating someone up = - 10
Doubled my ang pow collection this year since my bro is not in s'pore = - 10
The phariseesometer = 65
That's a B! Thank God for grace...
4 Comments:
actually graded your own actions by points = +500
go away! u self righteous prick! (-500) =)
premature production of january report card before month's end = +10,000
premature plan of going to world cup finals on 9th july = + 100000
(we need to discuss our plans again)
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