Monday, January 30, 2006

the phariseesometer

yay, last week of january. let's see how i've scored as a self righteous pharisee for the month (just for fun)



Finished bible reading for month of january 4 days before 31st Jan = + 100

Made empty promises to 2 friends = - 50

Gave Mere Chrisitianity to my unchurched buddy = + 50

Fell asleep during service and pretended that I did not fall asleep when someone woke me up = -25

Slept late and woke up late and feeling crap for the rest of the day = - 70

Prayed though there aren't any motivation to pray for certain things = + 80

(Really) felt like beating someone up = - 10

Doubled my ang pow collection this year since my bro is not in s'pore = - 10


The phariseesometer = 65

That's a B! Thank God for grace...

4 Comments:

At 12:16 AM, Blogger Daniel said...

actually graded your own actions by points = +500

 
At 12:38 AM, Blogger astral said...

go away! u self righteous prick! (-500) =)

 
At 10:58 PM, Blogger kLeM said...

premature production of january report card before month's end = +10,000

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger astral said...

premature plan of going to world cup finals on 9th july = + 100000

(we need to discuss our plans again)

 

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